最近、日本も車社会が進行してきたけど
駐車場がなくて、"どないすんねん!?"
っつぅ事が多々ある
ほんで、たまに広大な駐車場ぉ
見つけると。。。
Cars have become part of our lives in Japan these days. But when it comes to parking space, you might as well move to the Sahara. However, once in a blue moon, you find a spacious parking lot where it seems you could even play football.
なにやら、いけずな
看板が立ってて
But of course there is a warning sign, saying...
無断駐車ゎ1万円の罰金とか。。。
unauthorized vehicle - 10,000yen fine
Σ(+Oдo;艸;)
こことかゎ
機械でロックするから
無断注射できへんやろ!!
と思っても
Even in a place where tough-looking mechanical locks for vehicles are installed...
2万円もとりやがる
しかも、即110番とか
やり方がひでぇ～～～
20,000yen fine and immediate report to the Police. That's so mean...
ここもダメかと思ってあきらめて
さらに進むと
明らか無断駐車してる車が左に見えてる
この駐車場でゎ
Continuing on with the tireless pursuit of a good parking spot, I finally encountered a lot where there is an evidently, illegally parked car on the side.
しっかり警告しとる
But here it is again.
しかも3万!!
As my fervent hope was hopelessly destroyed, now the fine is up to 30,000yen!
この金額って勝手に決めてえぇん!?
ということぉ裏付けるかのよぉに
この駐車場だと
Does the landlord have the right to decide the amount of fine on his land? Well, let's see what this parking sapce says...
気になる罰金額ゎ。。。
It is the record breaking amount of 100,000yen!!
(§$ゝÅl)ノ⌒★!
もっと気のきいた
地主ゎおらんのかい!?
"ちょっとだけなら、とめてもえぇで"
とか
"よかったら、みかん持ってってゃ"
みたいな
Is there any philanthropic landlords? Why can't they say, "No worries. Just park for a few minutes" or "Take some candy on the way out"?
ここなら囲まれてるし
バレへんやろ的なところぉ見つけると
しっかり矢印んところに張り紙が
I thought I could get away in this secluded parking area, but a piece of paper was tacked on the wall.
ほんでその金額ゎ!!!
All right. Give it to me!!
せめてなんぼか言えょ
The paper says, "I will charge a MOUNTAINOUS amount of money for an unauthorized vehicle." Ok, so how much is it gonna be?
要するになんでもありなんか
ほんなら遠慮せんと
"あなたの全財産と彼女ぉ頂きます"
にしたらえぇやん!?
At this point, I'm convinced that you can charge whatever the amount you want to, if you are a landlord. Well then, why don't you come out and say, "I will charge you everything you got and your twin sisters too"?
━1(σ-`д･´pp)━e┓i
駐車場がなくて、"どないすんねん!?"
っつぅ事が多々ある
ほんで、たまに広大な駐車場ぉ
見つけると。。。
Cars have become part of our lives in Japan these days. But when it comes to parking space, you might as well move to the Sahara. However, once in a blue moon, you find a spacious parking lot where it seems you could even play football.
なにやら、いけずな
看板が立ってて
But of course there is a warning sign, saying...
無断駐車ゎ1万円の罰金とか。。。
unauthorized vehicle - 10,000yen fine
Σ(+Oдo;艸;)
こことかゎ
機械でロックするから
無断注射できへんやろ!!
と思っても
Even in a place where tough-looking mechanical locks for vehicles are installed...
2万円もとりやがる
しかも、即110番とか
やり方がひでぇ～～～
20,000yen fine and immediate report to the Police. That's so mean...
ここもダメかと思ってあきらめて
さらに進むと
明らか無断駐車してる車が左に見えてる
この駐車場でゎ
Continuing on with the tireless pursuit of a good parking spot, I finally encountered a lot where there is an evidently, illegally parked car on the side.
しっかり警告しとる
But here it is again.
しかも3万!!
As my fervent hope was hopelessly destroyed, now the fine is up to 30,000yen!
この金額って勝手に決めてえぇん!?
ということぉ裏付けるかのよぉに
この駐車場だと
Does the landlord have the right to decide the amount of fine on his land? Well, let's see what this parking sapce says...
気になる罰金額ゎ。。。
It is the record breaking amount of 100,000yen!!
(§$ゝÅl)ノ⌒★!
もっと気のきいた
地主ゎおらんのかい!?
"ちょっとだけなら、とめてもえぇで"
とか
"よかったら、みかん持ってってゃ"
みたいな
Is there any philanthropic landlords? Why can't they say, "No worries. Just park for a few minutes" or "Take some candy on the way out"?
ここなら囲まれてるし
バレへんやろ的なところぉ見つけると
しっかり矢印んところに張り紙が
I thought I could get away in this secluded parking area, but a piece of paper was tacked on the wall.
ほんでその金額ゎ!!!
All right. Give it to me!!
せめてなんぼか言えょ
The paper says, "I will charge a MOUNTAINOUS amount of money for an unauthorized vehicle." Ok, so how much is it gonna be?
要するになんでもありなんか
ほんなら遠慮せんと
"あなたの全財産と彼女ぉ頂きます"
にしたらえぇやん!?
At this point, I'm convinced that you can charge whatever the amount you want to, if you are a landlord. Well then, why don't you come out and say, "I will charge you everything you got and your twin sisters too"?
━1(σ-`д･´pp)━e┓i
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